Friday Brain Dump

I try not to be too critical of bowel-movement restricting trends in clothing. When I was around 11-12 years old, I went through a phase where all I wore was a purple swimsuit instead of regular underwear. 

*cough*

So instead of a politically motivated rant this week, I thought I would compile a list of things I would like to do within the next ten years. I probably should have done this sometime a little more appropriate (ie. New Year's) but goddammit it's my comic blog and I can do what I like with it!

1. Embark on an extensive world trip, incorporating (at the very least) the whole of Europe, Canada and the USA, northern Africa, the UK, Ireland, New Zealand, Japan and either India, Cambodia, Vietnam or Thailand.

2. Pay off my student debt (preferably after I have finished paying off my world trip).

3. Move out of home and rent/share a house (surely this can't be too hard to accomplish in ten years?!).

4. Buy a new car with AC and a dashboard I can actually see over.

5. Become fluent in German (and Swiss German if possible).

6. Obtain a CELTA certificate and teach English/volunteer overseas for six months, somewhere isolated like Nepal or Eastern Europe where they need the most help.

7. Get a second degree in Arts History.

8. Start collecting antique furniture from the Art Deco/Nouveau period.

9. Live overseas for six months to a year (may be combined with #6).

10. Participate in a feminist rally and scream the fuck out of some gender inequality.

11. Take up voice lessons again.

12. Learn to cook and stock a cupboard full of every spice known to man.

13. Finally purchase a pair of Marc Jacobs mouse shoes in white/black patent leather.

14. Throw a huge party with some kind of theme (eg. pool party, fancy dress party, cocktail party).

15. Maintain a wildly successful, hilarious comic blog and become internet famous (hehe).


16. Read a stack of books.


17. Make a bunch of new friends on the internet and in real life.


18. Spend some time teaching in rural Australia.


19. Start an extracurricular Arts program for primary school students.


20. Laugh at the people who ask me why I'm not getting married and settling down.