Sunday, November 28, 2010

He was actually busy eating the Christmas tree.

Hey guys! I am actually pretty sorry about the whole no-updates-for-three-months thing but I suddenly landed some work! Some pretty intense, full time, I-have-never-been-so-exhausted-my-feet-are-swollen work.
But you do have something to look forward to! Every year I participate in Hourly Comics Day (February 1st) so even if this clog lies stagnant well into the new year, you can definitely count on some things happening on that date.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Monday, October 11, 2010

Monday, August 23, 2010

FYI

Relief teaching Monday/Tuesday, comics postponed until later this week.


Unless you want to read my furious venting about how substitute teaching is like 6 hours of yelling and death stare practice.

Friday, August 20, 2010

It was at this point that I began to doubt whether this song really existed.

Aww yeahhh, time to dump some phresh brainz up in this bitch.

First and foremost, I might have a semi-reliable job! Starting Monday next week I'll be on a two-day relief teaching trial, taking over from a teacher who has recently injured her leg. The school isn't sure she will be able to return to work anytime soon, so this is my big chance to make an impression. If the school thinks I am capable, I'll be taking her class on a 0.8 load until the end of this term, aka Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays!

There is a downside to this. Thierry arrives here on the 31st and is staying until the end of September. If the teacher cannot return to work before then and I am asked to assume a 0.8 teaching load, I won't be able to spend much time with him. To be fair, whenever I have visited him in Switzerland in the past, he has been working full time as well, so it might show him what it's like to be left alone at home all day. But there are other things I want to do in September as well such as go to Phuket, but this job will provide me with the funding to make that happen, so it's a real catch-22.

In other news, Rhubarb is doing really well! She's put on a bit of weight and isn't nearly as scrawny as she was when she first arrived. She has also started to click for our attention (kangaroos make clicking sounds to communicate with their mob) which is ADORABLE. You could be leaving the room for five seconds and she'll click like a broken pair of chattering teeth. We're hoping we can hold on to her for a few days after her owners return from overseas - that way Thierry can meet her before she goes home. I'll be sad to see her go!

I mean, I'll be sad, but I won't cry or anything. <_<"

Monday, August 16, 2010

Friday, August 13, 2010

Friday Brain Dump

Would you believe it, this is my 40th thing that happened. I'd give myself a pat on the shoulder if my arms weren't so goddamn weak from drawing. 

I didn't think I would make this many when I started out! It was more of a hobby, something I'd scribble out between lodging job applications. Be thankful the graduate job market has crashed, my friends! Otherwise this comic/blog might not have been as bountiful. You know what, I'm sick of saying comic blog, I'm calling it a clog from now on. I do enjoy shoes and Dutch people.

If it isn't August already! That's more than halfway through the year! At the beginning of 2010 I was shit scared of having to start my teaching internship. I pretty much thought that venture in itself would consume most of my year. But it didn't, and now I find myself waking up at two in the afternoon and eating licorice for breakfast. It's a pretty sweet life, but it's also a very broke one. The school which I was doing relief for still hasn't paid me for my work and I have no idea when or even if that paycheck will arrive.

It helps that I don't need much at this point in time, but I will need to pay off my car registration sometime this month as well as renew my passport and save for a possible trip to Phuket in September. THAILAND, BITCHES! I'm pretty excited about that, but again, it's all an issue of funding. Not to mention that in order to have my passport renewed I need to find my birth certificate, which has conveniently gone missing. Conclusive proof I am adopted? Perhaps.

Also, I apologise for the scarcity of comics over the past two weeks. Believe it or not, sometimes there are days where things simply do not happen! And I would rather provide you with quality, authentic comic material than churn out three panels of me staring at a laptop screen.

Or would I?

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Friday, August 6, 2010

Short Friday Brain Dump

Congrats to my boyfriend Thierry who finished his apprenticeship this week!

Baby Rhubarb is a handful and a half. Did you know kangaroos fart while they pee?

Me and Alex saw and met Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. Best gig I think I've ever been to. I now have a major crush on Robert Levon Been.

I was also interviewed for a possible spot on the show Insight. They wanted to know about my experiences being in a long distance relationship.

I am still looking for a job. Haven't heard back about the position I applied for either.

Friday, July 30, 2010

...Saturday Brain Dump?

So I've had a bit of a busy week.

Tried my hand at relief teaching for the first time on Tuesday, and oh boy, was that an experience in itself. I really feel for substitute teachers. Imagine being woken by a 6am phonecall, jumping in the shower and throwing on some clothes, trying to find your way to a school you've never taught in before, with no idea what year group you're going to teach, let alone what subjects you're expected to be teaching that day. You walk in empty handed and the plans of the day are thrust upon you with ten minutes left before the school day begins. That's a little taste of substitute life.

Substitute teaching isn't so bad if you're placed with a reasonably well behaved class, but get stuck with a volatile class and it wreaks havoc on your confidence. Students who don't respect you or follow your instructions can leave your lesson in tatters. I'd like to think I'm a reasonably friendly and fair teacher, but often students don't recognise these qualities until you've forged a working relationship with them, and that is near impossible to establish in the space of one day. I don't mind doing relief work for now, but I would much rather teach one class in one school, even if that meant taking a full time position.

Other than that, exciting news! We will be taking care of a baby kangaroo for the next month while its owner is on holiday. You can probably bet on little Rhubarb making a cameo in my comics sometime in the future. Marsupials are ripe for comedy, right?

Friday, July 23, 2010

In which Matt is introduced to the cast of characters!

AWW YEAHHH MUTHAFUCKAS TIME FOR A BRAIN DUMP

This week has actually been pretty excellent music-wise! I found out the Bees are releasing a new album soon, I'm seeing BRMC in less than two weeks and the Gorillaz are coming to Perth in early December! I only really got into the Gorillaz after Plastic Beach was released this year. Before that, I knew most of the songs from Demon Days, but that album was released while I was still in high school and I didn't have the money to buy any albums, let alone singles. Instead I'd get my DARE fix listening to the radio, like most teenagers.

But ANYWAY, shortly before Plastic Beach was released I became increasingly excited, because the sheer concept of a fictional band playing in a real world, with a fictional storyline influenced by this real world is a total mind-fuck. Bet most of you didn't know the Gorillaz even had a storyline huh? Well, they didn't with the first album, but with Demon Days each music video was like a film-based puzzle piece, contributing to the overall plot. They even published a book of sorts about it called Rise Of The Ogre. Check it out some time.

I ramble. I know. That's the inner fangirl in me desperate to escape through blog-entry form.

Well what else is going on with me? During my fortnightly job-seeking activities to please Centerlink I found THE PERFECT JOB. It's a part time position, in an independent school, no more than half an hour's drive away, with a late third term/early fourth term start, everything I want. I'm now working on a resume to submit by early next week. If I got this job, it would solve so many problems for me right now - particularly in terms of finances (and moreso if I intend to purchase premium tickets for this Gorillaz concert).

As much as I enjoy waking up at midday and eating cereal for lunch, being unemployed is getting kinda boring. I'm sure I'll renounce this statement once I am formally employed again, but it would be nice to start saving for my world trip so I have enough saved not to have to skimp it. And by the way, starting next week I might reduce the amount of comics per week to 2-3, simply because I feel I have a reasonably sound collection so far. Some nights I find myself spending upwards of 2 hours on a single comic, and that ain't right.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Friday, July 16, 2010

If my cat was any more of a bitch, she'd be a dog.

It's time for a Friday Brain Dump!

The topic this week: LDRs (aka Long Distance Relationships)

Having been in one for almost four years now, I can tell you DON'T EVER GET INVOLVED IN ONE. EVER. FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR SANITY PLEASE GOD JUST DON'T EVER DO IT EVER.
Most people (ie. friends/family) who know about my situation don't ask me too much about it. This is probably because if people who don't know about it ask me what it's like, I can't give them a simple answer. But that's okay, because I don't expect them to understand unless they've been in a long distance relationship before.

Even with the rising popularity of internet dating and matchmaking services, most people are still surprised and to some extent, bemused by the idea that my boyfriend lives and works in another continent in another hemisphere. I also know that when someone wishes me luck in that respect, in the back of their head they are thinking: "Well, that relationship is doomed." You'd think if I was able to handle one year - two years - three years in a LDR, the four horsemen of the apocalyptic break-up would have arrived by now. It's strange to think that had we been living together these past four years, nobody would question it.

The internet is still a mystifying concept to many people. It's okay to make friends on the internet, but somehow it's not okay to talk about them like they are "real" people. I believe the validity of these relationships - be they romantic or platonic - will not come about until society assimilates the internet as an "everyday service", like a telephone or a TV. Until then, people in long distance relationships like me will have to grin and bear the amused questions of intrigued strangers. Mind you, I didn't meet my boyfriend via a dating site. The relationships forged in those contexts will struggle the hardest for social acceptance.

I remember about a year ago, I was on a train with my boyfriend and a group of teenage girls asked how long we had been together. When I replied with three years, they were genuinely taken aback. One of the girls commented that she had never lasted more than a month in a relationship. It is this "disposable" approach to relationships that I believe is the biggest contributor to present attitudes towards LDRs. People sincerely believe they can't maintain a relationship longer than the alcohol-fueled social gathering during which it was conceived.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Friday, July 9, 2010

It's a gay joke.

No brain dump today, going away for the weekend.

You're lucky you even got a comic.

Because I care* about my fans.

(*but obviously not enough to spend half an hour typing up a proper blog entry)

Friday, July 2, 2010

Friday Brain Dump

I try not to be too critical of bowel-movement restricting trends in clothing. When I was around 11-12 years old, I went through a phase where all I wore was a purple swimsuit instead of regular underwear. 

*cough*

So instead of a politically motivated rant this week, I thought I would compile a list of things I would like to do within the next ten years. I probably should have done this sometime a little more appropriate (ie. New Year's) but goddammit it's my comic blog and I can do what I like with it!

1. Embark on an extensive world trip, incorporating (at the very least) the whole of Europe, Canada and the USA, northern Africa, the UK, Ireland, New Zealand, Japan and either India, Cambodia, Vietnam or Thailand.


2. Pay off my student debt (preferably after I have finished paying off my world trip).


3. Move out of home and rent/share a house (surely this can't be too hard to accomplish in ten years?!).


4. Buy a new car with AC and a dashboard I can actually see over.


5. Become fluent in German (and Swiss German if possible).


6. Obtain a CELTA certificate and teach English/volunteer overseas for six months, somewhere isolated like Nepal or Eastern Europe where they need the most help.


7. Get a second degree in Arts History.


8. Start collecting antique furniture from the Art Deco/Nouveau period.


9. Live overseas for six months to a year (may be combined with #6).


10. Participate in a feminist rally and scream the fuck out of some gender inequality.


11. Take up voice lessons again.


12. Learn to cook and stock a cupboard full of every spice known to man.


13. Finally purchase a pair of Marc Jacobs mouse shoes in white/black patent leather.


14. Throw a huge party with some kind of theme (eg. pool party, fancy dress party, cocktail party).


15. Maintain a wildly successful, hilarious comic blog and become internet famous (hehe).


16. Read a stack of books.


17. Make a bunch of new friends on the internet and in real life.


18. Spend some time teaching in rural Australia.


19. Start an extracurricular Arts program for primary school students.


20. Laugh at the people who ask me why I'm not getting married and settling down.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Friday, June 25, 2010

Friday Brain Dump

Not much to report on this week. Other than SHOCKING POLITICAL DEVELOPMENTS.

So Australia's Prime Minister Kevin Rudd was up and booted out of office by his deputy Julia Gillard on Tuesday night, which means we have our first female Prime Minister. But that in no way implies it's time for hearty celebration on the feminist front. Oh no. Because the whole thing took place quite literally overnight.

Let me elaborate: Kevid Rudd was the Prime Minister we elected in late 2007. He had his whole catchy Kevin '07 advertising campaign which I believe was the critical element in his ultimate success. Never underestimate the power of advertising. Anyway, people were sick of the previous Prime Minister (John Howard) and the Liberal party of which he was party, so Kevin (from the opposing Labor party) won the election. And he was to say the least, the darling of the nation for a good couple of months.
Now Kevin Rudd did some good things while he was in power. He overturned the previous Prime Minister's WorkChoices program (which was extremely unpopular) and formally apologised to the Stolen Generation (no time to explain, Google it). But after that he didn't seem to do much at all. And after that, he started to do some things the people didn't exactly approve of. His popularity plummeted and the Labor party knew they wouldn't win another election with him in charge. So they approached his deputy on Tuesday night to see whether she was interested in taking over his position. And why wouldn't she be?

But here comes the interesting part. She not only admitted she was interested, but she openly challenged the Prime Minister for his position and helped to organise a cabinet vote to overthrow him. The party called a caucus meeting first thing Wednesday morning so voting could take place. She won the vote, was sworn in as the new Prime Minister, and Kevin Rudd was hung out to dry. As Rudd gave his final address as Prime Minister before handing the reins to Julia Gillard, many of the journalists were crying. They, like many other Australians, couldn't believe what had just happened. And all in less than 24 hours.

I have to say, before this sudden change in leadership, I was quite supportive of Julia Gillard (probably because one of her major portfolios as Deputy Prime Minister was Education). She has some questionable ideas about the education system ie. nationwide standardized testing and the transparency of testing results, but she also has some good ones ie. national curriculum. So in less suspect circumstances, I would have gladly voted for her as preferred Prime Minister. But all this gallivanting around behind each others backs has put a reasonable dent in my perception of her character. I understand politics is a tough gig, what with all the name calling and character assassination and bullying tactics, but what she did to Kevin Rudd was, in short, a stab in the back.

A few days before this all took place, I watched a documentary about Julia Gillard's rise to Deputy Prime Minister. I knew she would be THE Prime Minister at some point, I just didn't realise it would happen within the space of a week. I'm sure many people thought the same thing, but that she would do so by electoral votes rather than underhanded actions.

It will be interesting to see how Labor fares at the next election. Australians don't like tall poppies.

So I guess I'll be buying my own popcorn now.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Friday, June 18, 2010

Friday Brain Dump

Given this particular comic warrants further explanation, as well as heralds the end of my first week of daily comics, I am going to make each Friday entry a comic-slash-blog. 

Why did I type the word "slash"? 
Why didn't I just use the goddamn "slash" symbol? 
We may never know.

Let me begin with Centerlink, a term many of you are probably not familiar with, and believe me, that's probably for the best. Centerlink is a service which provides Australian citizens with a sort of social security. I never used to have to deal with Centerlink because I was a full time student living at home with a part time job, so I didn't qualify for any benefits. 
That was until I had to quit aforementioned job to be able to complete my final teaching internship. 10 weeks without income could have been a lot worse if I hadn't been prepared for the expenses that came along with it, mostly for fuel and teaching materials. I also had my parents to fall back on in the worst case scenario, so I was fortunate compared to the many single parents in my course who had to work nightshifts after school just to keep food on the table. 
Now my internship is over and I'm waiting for my final academic transcript to be released so I can find a job, I am eligible for unemployment benefits. I visited a Centerlink office on Monday to get an idea of what sort of benefits I was eligible for, and as a first time visitor, it was pretty daunting.

You hear a lot of shit about Centerlink, so that doesn't help. I had this impression it would be full of bitter, unhelpful staff and equally bitter, unhelpful people, slowly shuffling along in a endless conveyor belt of borderline poverty. Living south of the river, you are surrounded by poverty, yet it is like a discrete form of poverty - you don't see it unless you are looking for it.
When you go to Centerlink, poverty is staring you in the face. The lines aren't as long as I thought and the staff are reasonably helpful, but the poverty is what makes it so depressing. There was an atmosphere of quiet desperation that made me very uncomfortable. I'm not rich by any means, and I still felt out of place. I must have had a few people looking me up and down, wondering what this girl in reasonably smart clothes reading a book was doing in a Centerlink waiting area.

So I answered all the questions, completed all the relevant forms and went home. I still had no idea how much I was going to get or when I was going to get it. I received a letter from Centerlink a few days later which, in short, approved my application. I was going to get $460 a fortnight.
I was genuinely surprised. Not just at how much Centerlink was prepared to give me, but at how easy it had been to get this far. I don't feel like I deserve that much money for nothing. Usually, you have to prove you are actively seeking work to receive the full amount, but because I am not legally allowed to teach until my WACOT registration comes through, pending the release of my final academic transcript, I don't have to do anything. I just have to sit at home, eating corn chips and browsing Facebook and $460 will magically appear in my bank account each fortnight.

That said, both my brother and my boyfriend are in apprenticeships. They work five days a week, sometimes overtime, for very little. My boyfriend, for example, works up to 60 hours a week as an apprentice, yet he receives no overtime for the extra hours he works. He gets four weeks of holidays each year - two for Easter and two for Christmas. My brother is in a similar situation but works fewer hours. For them to earn roughly the same amount of money per week as I will receive on unemployment benefits is an insult.
It disappoints me that this is how apprentices are treated - as technically unemployed. They work the same amount of hours and do the same amount of work as those who are fully trained in the industry and yet aren't entitled to an income respective of what they do.

Because this webcomic isn't just a webcomic, it's about workers' rights, y'all.